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Hash Hymnal

A few of the songs we sing a lot.
For more songs, check out this Hash Hymnal.

Father Abraham (Warm Up Song)
CHORUS:
Father Abraham had seven sons. And seven sons had Father Abraham.
And he never laughed, And he never cried, All he did was go like this . . .

VERSES (hashers respond with same):
With a left (swing left arm around), (First time, sing chorus again while continuing motion.)
With a right (swing right arm around), (Second time, sing chorus again while continuing motions.)
With a left (step out with left leg), (Third time, sing chorus againwhile continuing all motions.)
With a right (step out with right leg), (Fourth time, sing chorus againwhile continuing all motions.)
With a HOO (stick head in), (Fifth time, sing chorus again while continuing all motions.)
With an AAH (shove pelvis forward), (Sixth time, sing chorus again while continuing all motions.)

Meet the Hashers
Tune: Meet the Flintstones

Hashers, meet the Hashers
They’re the biggest drunks in history
From the hash of Albuquerque
They’re the leaders in debauchery
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years
Watch them as they down a lot of beers
Down, down, down, down, down . . . keep downing to tune until all downs are done!

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot (Ending Song)
Note: A series of gestures/movements accompany the lyrics

Lyric Swing low sweet chariot
Gesture swinging motion with arms kiss fingers snapping reins
Lyric Comin’ for to carry me home
Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms
Lyric Swing low sweet chariot
Gesture swinging motion with arms kiss fingers snapping reins
Lyric Comin’ for to carry me home
Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms
 
Lyric I looked over Jordan and what did I see
Gesture point to eye shade eyes with hand sweeping motion with arm jump shot ala Michael Jordan question mark motion in air point to eye shade eyes with hand
Lyric Comin’ for to carry me home
Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms
Lyric A band of angels coming after me
Gesture play “air” trombone place thumbs in armpits and flap arms masturbate point over shoulder point to self
Lyric Comin’ for to carry me home
Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms
 
Lyric If you get there be- fore I do
Gesture question mark motion in air point to someone point over shoulder mark letter “B” in air four fingers point to eye squat as if defecating
Lyric Comin’ for to carry me home
Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms
Lyric Tell all my friends I’m comin’ too
Gesture cup hands around mouth as if shouting sweeping motion with arms point to self Rude motion point to self simulated masturbation hold up two fingers
Lyric Comin’ for to carry me home
Gesture simulated masturbation hold up four fingers hold up two fingers cradle arms point to self make arch over head with arms

The Albuquerque Hash House Harriers is an adult group and full participation is limited to those over 21 (or under 4 in appropriate gear). If you are sensitive to offensive material of any sort, you might want to reconsider joining our group or continuing on this website. All material on this website is considered suitable for hashers and therefore not suitable for anyone under 18. We disapprove of and discourage driving while intoxicated - we use designated drivers. Your ability to run and your health to drink and/or run is your responsibility. We care but we can't be responsible.