All titles and names are approximate and we take no responsibility for anyone, ever, or whatever it is they’re doing or think they’re doing.
VOTED-IN POSITIONS:
Grand Master – Doctor Anus
Our Grand Master is supposed to do anything nobody else will do.
Religious Advisor – Florence Nightingale
Leads circle and is ultimate decider on accusations and down-down awards as well as responsible for weather at hashes.
Hash Cash – Double Barrel Cougar Bagger
Keeps up with what little we have and gives it back out when needed. Also keeps list of who attends each trail.
On Sex (Hash Trash & Hash Flash) – WYN-B? and Holey Busted Beaver
Writes up everything that goes on at each hash. Okay, not *everything* . . .
Haberdashery – Worn Out Cock Sucker
Creates cool sh*t for Hashers to wear.
Hare Raiser – Barefoot Youngdung
Want to lay a trail? Barefoot is the person to see.
Beer Meister – Bush Whisperer
Buys, supplies and hauls the cheap beer to all the beer stops and circle.
WebMattress & Socialsex – Sir Cumsalot
Creates, maintains, and listens to general grumpiness about website. (Then promptly forgets to make any of the changes or updates discussed.) Also maintains Facebook, ABQHHH Gmail, Yahoo Groups, and Hash Calendar.
NON-VOTED-IN POSITIONS (or “VOLUNTEERS”… aka SUCKERS!!!)
Hash Artist and Assistant Haberdashers – Slobber Bobber & Man Candy
Creates cool artwork and helps WOCS with Haberdashery.
Beer Meister Assistant – Glow in the Dark Semen
Helps out with providing us malty beverages.
WebSlave Emeritus – Suck for a Buck, Assquire
Does all the web crap when the WebMattress can’t, or won’t.
Hash Nag – American Pie
Keeps track of the mismanagement and bullies us into doing what we’re supposed to be – or what she wants.
Hymn Mistress and Assistant Everything – 2nd Cumin’
Keeps up with and adds to the songs the hash sings. Back up for anyone on mismanagement who needs it.
Hash Crash – Keyless Entry
Want to come visit us from anywhere and need a place to crash? If you can’t stay at her place, she’ll find a crash site for you.
NNMH3 Ambassador Slut – Chuckles
Helps maintain the cooperative and cordial relationship with have with the NNMH3 hash. Also coordinates so we aren’t laying competing trails.
Hash History – Flamin’ Gamin’ Beaver Cleaver
Goes way back with our hash – anything you wanna know about us, just ask him.
Down-down Demo Dude – Pedal Feelya
Demonstrates how to do a down-down to newbies or if new equipment is involved. (Proper drinking can be more complicated than people think!)
Kennel Kollarer – Mooseknuckle
Creates collars for newly-named Hashers.
Cruise Director – Infectious Butt Joker
Determines locations for CLIT and tries to get drinking practices in order. Also acts as our liaison to the Race-ist Organizations in town.
Positions that still need to be filled – feel free to volunteer. Experience not needed. The more people who are willing to cover these the better.
Welcum Wagon – Someone(s) to greet and orient transplants and virgins at each trail.
Hare Raising Assistant - Helps train new hares and sign up hares for hash datess.