All titles and names are approximate and we take no responsibility for anyone, ever, or whatever it is they’re doing or think they’re doing.
VOTED-IN POSITIONS:
Grand Master – Doctor Anus
Our Grand Master is supposed to do anything nobody else will do.
Religious Advisor – Florence Nightingale
Leads circle and is ultimate decider on accusations and down-down awards as well as responsible for weather at hashes.
Hash Cash – Double Barrel Cougar Bagger
Keeps up with what little we have and gives it back out when needed. Also keeps list of who attends each trail.
On Sex (Hash Trash & Hash Flash) – WYN-B? and Holey Busted Beaver
Writes up everything that goes on at each hash. Okay, not *everything* . . .
Haberdashery – Worn Out Cock Sucker
Creates cool sh*t for Hashers to wear.
Hare Raiser – Barefoot Youngdung
Want to lay a trail? Barefoot is the person to see.
Beer Meister – Bush Whisperer
Buys, supplies and hauls the cheap beer to all the beer stops and circle.
WebMattress & Socialsex – Good Luck Fuck
Creates, maintains, and listens to general grumpiness about website. (Ignores it but listens.) Also maintains Facebook, ABQHHH Gmail, Yahoo Groups, and Hash Calendar.
NON-VOTED-IN POSITIONS (or “VOLUNTEERS”… aka SUCKERS!!!)
Hash Artist and Assistant Haberdashers – Slobber Bobber & Man Candy
Creates cool artwork and helps WOCS with Haberdashery.
Beer Meister Assistant – Glow in the Dark Semen
Helps out with providing us malty beverages.
WebSlave Emeritus – Suck for a Buck, Assquire
Does all the web crap when the WebMattress can’t, or won’t.
Hash Nag – American Pie
Keeps track of the mismanagement and bullies us into doing what we’re supposed to be – or what she wants.
Hymn Mistress and Assistant Everything – 2nd Cumin’
Keeps up with and adds to the songs the hash sings. Back up for anyone on mismanagement who needs it.
Hash Crash – Keyless Entry
Want to come visit us from anywhere and need a place to crash? If you can’t stay at her place, she’ll find a crash site for you.
NNMH3 Ambassador Slut – Chuckles
Helps maintain the cooperative and cordial relationship with have with the NNMH3 hash. Also coordinates so we aren’t laying competing trails.
Hash History – Flamin’ Gamin’ Beaver Cleaver
Goes way back with our hash – anything you wanna know about us, just ask him.
Down-down Demo Dude – Pedal Feelya
Demonstrates how to do a down-down to newbies or if new equipment is involved. (Proper drinking can be more complicated than people think!)
Kennel Kollarer – Mooseknuckle
Creates collars for newly-named Hashers.
Cruise Director – Infectious Butt Joker
Determines locations for CLIT and tries to get drinking practices in order. Also acts as our liaison to the Race-ist Organizations in town.
Positions that still need to be filled – feel free to volunteer. Experience not needed. The more people who are willing to cover these the better.
Welcum Wagon – Someone(s) to greet and orient transplants and virgins at each trail.
Hare Raising Assistant - Helps train new hares and sign up hares for hash datess.