Courtesy of: Dot, Just Jennifer, and Just Ahlia
TRAIL
Let’s revive the full moon hash! Not as long as a weekend run, but breaks up the week’s monotony and your lonelier exercise runs. Also let’s have them all within walking distance of my house, that’d be great. A warm, sunny day led to grey, uncertain clouds over Rotary Park in the northeast heights. Chalk Talk was held in the basketball court, where a preteen attempted to interlope but was curtly told to scram. Scientists are unsure if this method is effective with teens. It seemed like the hares took trail lessons from Ragu Me, b/c marks were nearly 10 ft apart at times. Nobody got lost, not for nothing.
Eagle trail went south to Quintessence Park. If your wondering, this plot of land is the absolute distillation of what a public greenspace, exercise location, and familial recreation facility represents, thus the name. Knope approved ™. Also, they have a pickleball court. Marks zigzagged through the neighborhood past glow stick checks until the beer check was found at Just Ahlia’s house. Where is it? The address is 1234 Wouldntyouliketoknow Circle. There was some confusion about whether is was a BC or On In, owing to the availability of food and the too-comfortable surroundings. Corned beef & cabbage tacos were available, which I was frankly skeptical of, but they turned out awful tasty. Thanks, Just Jennifer, everybody loved your Cabbage Patch Kitty…
Gluttons for punishment decided to do more trail after this. It went uphill, for like a mile? Somehow, it’s easier on the old brain in the dark. It actually looked like trail was heading right for the Mormon temple on Eubank. Instead it took a hard right into the sandy open space. Here the Turkey and Eagle trails converged in a masterful fashion: the DFL was only about 5 minutes behind the FRB. Honestly, that is some prime haring.
CIRCLE
The trusty hash scribe had to RA so no one took notes, that means anything was possible! Let’s see, Barefoot brought ice for all the down downs. Sir Cums A Lot showed up at the very end (avoiding seltzer down downs) on his aftermarket e-bike, a neat invention. Just Miranda’s excuse for missing trail was a kid with too many sports duties. This is what midweek trails are for! Let the record show virgin Just Kari declared a man had never lied to her before. Just Xam’s virgin Just Lexi nailed her straight arm down down, an example for us all. The hares said there was a tiger check on trail, but most of the eagles missed this very decorated mailbox. A false on trail nearly led to a rogue beer check at the house of Just Charles.
ON AFTER
Back at Just Ahlia’s. The orgy pit was good, but it’s all politics, amirite? Pro tip: if you’re going to feed someone a corned beef cabbage taco, make sure the blindfold is on them, not you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
· TACO is laying the Pink full Moon trail 4/13. I pink you can do it.
· Next trail is Fancy As F*ckiversary. Will you look like a million dollars? You could start with a hundred.
· The NHL trade deadline is Monday. If you are an ABQ H3 hasher, and also somehow an NHL gm, please let me come over!
THIS WEEK IN HASHTORY
· 10 million years ago ? – Yeast evolves, your life would not be remotely the same without it.
· 1980 – Founding of Saipan H3
· 1883 – Last trail ever on island of Krakatoa