A few of the songs we sing a lot.
For more songs, check out this Hash Hymnal.
Father Abraham (Warm Up Song)
CHORUS:
Father Abraham had seven sons. And seven sons had Father Abraham.
And he never laughed, And he never cried, All he did was go like this . . .
VERSES (hashers respond with same):
With a left (swing left arm around), (First time, sing chorus again while continuing motion.)
With a right (swing right arm around), (Second time, sing chorus again while continuing motions.)
With a left (step out with left leg), (Third time, sing chorus againwhile continuing all motions.)
With a right (step out with right leg), (Fourth time, sing chorus againwhile continuing all motions.)
With a HOO (stick head in), (Fifth time, sing chorus again while continuing all motions.)
With an AAH (shove pelvis forward), (Sixth time, sing chorus again while continuing all motions.)
Meet the Hashers
Tune: Meet the Flintstones
Hashers, meet the Hashers
They’re the biggest drunks in history
From the hash of Albuquerque
They’re the leaders in debauchery
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years
Watch them as they down a lot of beers
Down, down, down, down, down . . . keep downing to tune until all downs are done!
ABQH3’s/TACO’s/Burqueño‘s Favorite Things (Ending Song)
Tune: My Favorite Things
Hunting for mushrooms and running on Full moons
Hot air balloons and not hashing on zoom
Attending Ojito and not dying
These are a few of our favorite things
Pink mountain sunsets and on trail quickies
Hickies and titties and removing panties
On in markings and the beer that they bring
These are a few of our favorite things
Men in red dresses with handsome mustaches
Virgins that continue to come to our hashes
Circles at hashes and the songs that we sing
These are a few of our favorite things
When it’s shark week
When the hare stinks
When our beer is warm
We simply remember our favorite things
And then we don’t feel sober
(End here for shorter version )
Chili rellenos smothered in Christmas
Multiple orgasms and cunninglingus
When you find a couple that swings
These are a few of our favorite things
Consensual sex and post trail queso
Bar crawls and red chile with mashed potatoes
Cumming together for hashing
These are a few of our favorite things
Shiggy trails with plenty of beer stops
Beer miles and bicycle locks
Going to a campout and finding a fling
These are a few of our favorite things
When covid strikes
When it’s Syphilis
When the hare’s *insert hare*
We simply remember our favorite things
And then we don’t feel sober
When it’s shark week
When the hare stinks
When our beer is warm
We simply remember our favorite things
And then we don’t feel sober