Winter Solstice CLIT Trail! (December 20, 2022)
That’s about all I know about it since all of you are too busy wanking off to write something. I was not there and since no one volunteered I will take my best guesses here.
Some couple named Lorna and Geek hosted a trail but did not lay a trail. A dude name’s Whale’s Vagina somehow hared the trail but was not physically at the trail. A guy named Dot road his bike all the way from Ireland with his bag of magic flour to save the evening and laid trail. At least some people likely showed up based on the number of RSVPs but we know how reliable those statistics are.
FRB? How the fuck would I know but I bet it was my ole pop’s- Moans. DFL? Maybe if someone would take a minute to write a sentence or two I could inform the world, but my guess would be the entire pack got lost because hashing in the dark is too mentally challenging and physically demanding for a flock of half minds.
There was probably a circle, likely hared by an RA unless something groundbreaking happened at this trail that caused the kennel to throw the entire rulebook into an Arroyo and start over.
Anywho… if you ever want a semi readable hash trash please volunteer whenever Gherkin is abroad.
Announcements!
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Next Trail/Get together is the Xmas Eve Trail hosted by WLC and Man Candy– see the ABQH3 Website and/or Facebook page for deets.
Next CLIT is @ Edelweiss German American Club on December 27, 2022 at 6 PM. Holler at EEEWHORE for more deets on the venue.